Order Like A Boss At Miami’s Best New Sports Bar
Posted October 2, 2013 | No Comments.
Kinda like you’ve heard about good customer service and professional hockey from your friends in Broward and PBC, you’ve also probably heard about Duffy’s Sports Grill, a mythical utopia with more TVs than Tony Montana’s office and endless 2-for-1 drinks. And now that they’ve finally come South to CocoWalk, you’re gonna need some help figuring out how to make the most of their menu.
Step 1: Find a seat. Grab a seat next to your favorite team’s helmet, or at least within view of one of their 93 flatscreens that’ll probably show professional ice fishing if you tell them what channel it’s on.
Step 4: Appetizers. Ryan Tannehill gets paid a lot to make tough decisions. You don’t, so just go ahead and order the Appetizer Tasting with boneless chicken wings, beer-battered mozzarella sticks, and Tex-Mex egg rolls with seasoned chicken, Jack & cheddar cheese, roasted corn, red peppers, and cilantro. Oh, and some vegetables you can ignore.
Step 6: Mains. This behemoth combines all the greasy deliciousness of a Swiss cheeseburger with all the greasy deliciousness of pastrami, adds slaw, then puts it on a pretzel bun — it’s called the Rachel Burger, probably ’cause it’ll make you look like Ross… Rick Ross.
Step 7: Dessert. Grab this crispy fried cheesecake around that time in the fourth quarter when the color guys run out of ways to call the SEC “the best conference in the history of organized sports”, and some of the other TVs have already been turned to something called hockey(?).